The Interstellar Republic of Federated Silly is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by John Silly II with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.185 billion Sillyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sillygrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Federated Sillyian economy, worth 206 trillion CSZ Shmeckles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,896 CSZ Shmeckles, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, children have only the most basic of education, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federated Silly's national animal is the Fishdog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Sillyism.

Federated Silly is ranked 115,218^th in the world and 12^th in Federation of Bread for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 144.05 on the Clooney Contribution Index.